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Obama's War on Christmas Hits the Federal Budget: The Second Funny Day of Christmas

Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:18 PM EST
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By Brad Leclerc

O'Reilly is Ready for war. Are you?

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WASHINGTON - The "War on Christmas", has been brewing for a few years now, and it seems like President Obama has finally chosen sides and put our money where his mouth is.

Some back-story:

Todd Starnes of FOXNews.com wrote this week of this year's White House "Christmas" card, seemingly being devoid of...you know...any mention of Christmas. It apparently reads as follows.

"Season's Greetings." Inside, it reads: "May your family have a joyous holiday season and a new year blessed with hope and happiness."

He also mentions a bill being put forward by Rep. Henry Brown is trying to push through called, "H.Res.951 - Expressing the sense of the House of Representatives that the symbols and traditions of Christmas should be protected for use by those who celebrate Christmas."

The bill is essentially meaningless. Basically saying "People that celebrate Christmas should be able to celebrate Christmas"; However, it seems to have struck a chord with the President.

Current Developments:

It seems that Rep. Brown has prodded the President a bit too far with his passive-aggressive bill, and, if the internet can be trusted (and really, if the internet can't be trusted, what can be?), there are some serious changes/additions being rushed for approval for the next Federal Budget.

According to a wikileaks.org post that can be found here (UPDATE: The wikileaks.org article has been removed for "unknown reasons", typical...). The new budget includes no less then $500 billion dollars in new defense funds for the war on Christmas.

Given Obama's recent Nobel acceptance speech, I think it's fair to say that he fits in the "best defense is a good offense" category, and as such I can only imagine what sort of plan he has for this big chunk of "defense" money for a war on a holiday and abstract concept.

Needless to say, Republicans are practically foaming at the mouth, and FOX's Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck have both been quoted as being "downright steamed". They are both using their shows to propel a massive new "grass roots" movement to fight against the budget revisions. The first protest is planned for this coming Thursday in Cleavland, OH and, hoping to ride the "tea baggers" media storm, is being billed by O'Reilly and Beck as "The Cleavland Steamer '09".

The White House has declined comment other than to wish everyone a happy Sol Invictus.

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  • Public Discussion (42)
Brad Leclerc

Soon they'll be dancing naked around a bonfire on the White House lawn chanting about pagan gods.....or so we can hope. Think of the photo op!

  • 11 votes
#1 - Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:20 PM EST
lauhal

Ew. Happy Festivus. :) I'm going to drink some tea now.

  • 9 votes
#1.1 - Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:13 PM EST
djd

Not wishing to be a stereotypical Brit I just brewed some coffee. *thinks* bit cold for dancing round anything at the moment, naked or otherwise.

  • 6 votes
#1.2 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:29 PM EST
Rainkiss

Soon they'll be dancing naked around a bonfire on the White House lawn chanting about pagan gods.....or so we can hope. Think of the photo op!

Better Obama and Michelle than some of our recent First Couples. The thought of some certain recent residents of the White House unclothed is enough to want me to poke out my eyes with an olive fork, thanks.

  • 7 votes
#1.3 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:50 PM EST
lauhal

Yum. Olives. :)

  • 6 votes
#1.4 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:14 PM EST
djd

Extra virgin ones? Em, how can one be extra virgin ...

  • 5 votes
#1.5 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:02 PM EST
Rainkiss

Em, how can one be extra virgin ...

One must practice.

  • 6 votes
#1.6 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:04 PM EST
lauhal

Erm..one must not practice... :)

  • 9 votes
#1.7 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:12 PM EST
Rainkiss

No, no, being extra virgin requires a lot of hard work and practice.

Most specificially, one should probably stay away from reading the collected posts of... well, most of us here, actually...

  • 7 votes
#1.8 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:13 PM EST
lauhal

Hmmm...perhaps you're right!

  • 6 votes
#1.9 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:15 PM EST
djd

There's apparently a restaurant in NY called Extra Virgin. Their site says:

the young staff are attractive and efficient.

They obviously don't read our posts either.

  • 9 votes
#1.10 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:23 PM EST
lauhal

I'm a bit disturbed that you know this, David.

  • 7 votes
#1.11 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:28 PM EST
djd

Idle googling. However I have to say I find the restaurant's blurb a bit creepy :(

  • 6 votes
#1.12 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:54 PM EST
Brad Leclerc

There's apparently a restaurant in NY called Extra Virgin. Their site says:

the young staff are attractive and efficient.

Sounds like a creepy version of Hooters...well...creepier anyway.

  • 7 votes
#1.13 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:56 PM EST
magz

Virgin and efficient is kinda oxymoronic.

  • 6 votes
#1.14 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:01 PM EST
lauhal

Figures...mention virgins & magz comes crawling out of the woodwork.

  • 8 votes
#1.15 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:20 PM EST
magz

;-P

  • 6 votes
#1.16 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:40 PM EST
urbane gorilla

Extra virgin would be the 73rd [sorry, so sorry]

  • 7 votes
#1.17 - Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:38 AM EST
djd

Slightly better than the smallest reward for the people of Heaven?

  • 5 votes
#1.18 - Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:38 PM EST
lauhal

*snert*

  • 6 votes
#1.19 - Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:00 PM EST
djd

37 - 24 - $2 per lb.

  • 3 votes
#1.20 - Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:30 PM EST
Scott (Scoop) Butki

love it. great piece.

miss seeing you around as much and esp miss the broadcasts (both about nv and about tv)

drop me a line and a life update sometime

  • 3 votes
#1.21 - Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:12 PM EST
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rwarner

Too funny! I love that picture! I think it'd be great to see the Obama Family dancing about naked in the Rose Garden at the White House!!

  • 9 votes
Reply#2 - Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:13 PM EST
fugitive247

Dancing naked near thorny shrubberies sounds like a formidable safety risk to the First Family. They'd better send in naked Secret Service agents to run that gauntlet first, baby!

  • 7 votes
#2.1 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:22 AM EST
Brad Leclerc

They'd better send in naked Secret Service agents to run that gauntlet first, baby!

Where would they put the battery packs for the earbuds? Wait...don't answer that!

  • 7 votes
#2.2 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:57 PM EST
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Walt D

...and so it begins. Soon we will all be drafted into this War on Christmas on one side or another, brother against brother like the Civil War. It'll be red state against blue state, grinch against scrooge, santa against jesus, kwanzaa against yule. We'll fight in the parades and in the salvation army soup kitchens. We'll fight at office christmas parties and dysfunctional family gatherings.

..and we'll fight at Wal-Mart. Oh, yes. Blood and bile will drip from the antlers of skeletal LED reindeer. Fat women in ski pants will be blown into clouds of microscopic lardbeads between the aisles of Jessica Alba brand makeup and reasonably-priced generic Mucinex.

  • 14 votes
Reply#4 - Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:13 PM EST
LaeF1

flagged as anti-american hypothetical threat.

  • 8 votes
#4.1 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:10 AM EST
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urbane gorilla

heh. Cleveland? who will notice? We're all lolling around in a happy days-old stupor because the Browns beat the Steelers. Football is the opiate of these here masses.

  • 7 votes
Reply#5 - Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:06 AM EST
Walt D

The 5th Day is up.

  • 2 votes
Reply#6 - Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:21 PM EST
Walt D

The 5th Day is up.

  • 2 votes
Reply#7 - Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:22 PM EST
LaeF1

the 6th day is up

  • 1 vote
Reply#8 - Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:44 PM EST
rwarner

We Wish You a Merry♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Christmas♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪We Wish You a Merry ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Christmas ♥ ♥ ♥We Wish You A Merry ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪Christmas ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪...And A Happy New Year!♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪

  • 4 votes
Reply#9 - Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:47 PM EST
Brad Leclerc

OH THE HORROR!!!!!!!!! Er...I mean.... yay. Sorry, I was attacked by carolers earlier today and I'm still a bit traumatized it seems. :)

  • 6 votes
#9.1 - Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:44 PM EST
rwarner

Seriously? People still do that? I haven't seen a real live caroler since I was 8 years old.

  • 4 votes
#9.2 - Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:20 PM EST
lauhal

Have a drink, Brad.

  • 5 votes
#9.3 - Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:52 PM EST
Brad Leclerc

Seriously? People still do that? I haven't seen a real live caroler since I was 8 years old.

Yeah, and then they handed me a really REALLY Jesus centric xmas card from a church print shop...it was kinda creepy. I'm sure they meant well though. Probably hit us cause we are one of the only houses on the block without any decorations on the house.

Have a drink, Brad.

It's 1pm on the first day of my 4 day xmas weekend...how could you possibly think I was already half drunk? :P

  • 4 votes
#9.4 - Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:58 PM EST
lauhal

Wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo! I had a beer at 11 this morning. Just because. :)

  • 6 votes
#9.5 - Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:26 PM EST
Walt D

Yeah, and then they handed me a really REALLY Jesus centric xmas card from a church print shop...it was kinda creepy.

You should have thanked them for keeping alive the ancient Pagan tradition of "mummers", folks who would go house to house singing holiday songs during the sex-drenched Roman feast of Saturnalia.

  • 6 votes
#9.6 - Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:28 PM EST
Brad Leclerc

I would have accused them of spreading pagan propaganda about decorating trees, and all manner of other not-so-polite things...but I'm currently at my parents place (ah...holidays), and they tend to frown at my aggravating the neighbours...especially with so many in the same place at the same time. I still get dirty looks from the Jehovah's Witness that lives down the street from here every time I'm in town...

  • 4 votes
#9.7 - Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:55 PM EST
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